Unrecorded and quoteworthy

(Dominique walks into the room I am sharing with Shamraz in Mae Sai)

Dominique: Shammy, where is my stick? I want my stick back.
Shammy: I'm still using it.
Dominique: I want it back. Pull it out and give it to me.





(They mean USB stick. But you'd be forgiven for thinking something else.)