I said I would't blog anymore...

...but I decided to do a Tyra Banks (please refer to the most recent episode of America's Next Top model (I have descended to new lows)) to say HELLO I'M STILL HERE!!

I was deprived of attention when I was a little kid, you see.

My lessons aren't interesting me as much as they should be, starting off the semester with a lot of literary theory isn't the way I'd choose to get out of a 3-month stupor... it's like being in a coma for months on end and then getting out of it by tumbling right out of bed.

Not very pleasant.

Besides, I have been plagued by Very Important Questions such as:
- Why is it that when I have 3 months to read whatever I want, I choose to do so only when the semester starts (ie reading everything else than the required reading for lit modules)?
- Why is it that out of all the FS people, I only seem to bump into Guoyong in school?

I must be stupid because after years and years of lit training, I don't seem to understand that rhetorical questions are never meant to be answered, the result of that being, I spend time trying to think of answers to these Very Important Questions.


Can you see how much I'm trying to put off doing my reading? The next important thing I shall be pondering about for the next few days--and this is a question that begs a real answer--how am I going to scrape together the money to buy the very expensive Irish Poetry anthology I need for one my classes?

So many questions, not enough brain resources to answer any of them.

Oh well, I have an answer (courtesy of a placard that Shyuan gave to me, thanks girl) to a VERY VERY VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION which is

Why do I drink so much beer?



I'm sure a certain tattooed Canadian and a recent Life Sciences graduate major would agree.